March 2011
Alas it took me great pains to study it and tis...
ohhh texts from last night
(740):
I’m not an expert but calling her the “hot lesbian” isn’t going to coerce her into a 3some with you
(250):
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
(785):
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
(970):
I don’t know what you told him but...
I’ve never opened this chapter,
Never read these words,
But if you look carefully,
You’ll find yourself between the lines.
Scissor me timbers!
HOLY FUCK I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
“I’m worried that Im going to like one of the characters you hate and you’re going to break up with me”
“WHOA WHOA hold on there… break up!? Omg ya youre my girlfriend!”
:D
February 2011
Everyonce in your life there is some young love...
So backtrack forward and shine on my medallions.
Thank you Wikipedia...
gypsylyne:
“Sex with a woman includes: touching, kissing, smiling, looking serious, embracing, talking, digital intercourse, caressing, looking, cunnilingus, undressing, remembering later, making sounds, sometimes gently biting, sometimes crying, and breathing and sighing together.
Oh thank god for Wikipedia. I had no idea.
I would wait by the door but he would never show.
nothing pisses me off more when I see you dressed...
I don’t care if its narcissistic because its fucking true.
when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious...
sherrihearts:
I try so hard to please you,
I try so hard to ease your pain.
Now I see
now I understand.
It’s pain that keeps you going.
I’ve tried to rip it from your hands,
I don’t understand.
Why do you want to hurt?
Why do you try to make me feel the same way?
I understand now that I can’t make everyone happy.
I’ve started to pick and choose,
and these people
will...
